Recipe for a Meltdown

Ingredients

2 sticks (stomach)
2 small pills
4-1/2 hours sleep
1 6AM deadline
1 10AM deadline
1 5PM deadline
1 dead car battery 1 $1,000 car repair
1 rush-hour subway ride
1 overflowing waiting room
1 stick (arm)
1 pelvic ultrasound (internal)

Directions

1. Mix first three ingredients in one 39-year-old body. Let stand overnight.


2. Layer next three ingredients on top, balancing carefully.


3. Combine next three ingredients. Monitor pressure build-up.


4. Add next ingredient, taking care not to spill.


5. Wait to add last ingredient. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat.

Your results may vary.