Not Feeling the Love

In the last 24 hours, one or both of our cats have:

• bitten the hand that pets them;


• crapped on our kitchen floor, despite the fact that their litter box sits less than 10 feet away and had just been scooped;


• meowed at me insistently until I got out of bed and gave them breakfast (thus encountering the kitchen's new floor treatment);


• shed little white tufts of hair all over the apartment.

But am I bitter?

Yes.