New League Record

Last year, it took me seven months and three weeks to exhaust the prescription drug benefit under my primary insurance.

This year it took four months on the dot.

It's not often that you achieve a nearly 50% improvement in efficiency in just one year.

And here's another stat for you:

The breast-cancer drug that caused me to max out my prescription coverage costs, gram for gram, five hundred times more than powdered cocaine. It's more than two hundred times as expensive as crack.

I take this drug every day.

I guess that makes me a non-steroidal-aromatase-inhibitor-head.