Just Wondering
Is it possible to have a hangover from life??
I came home early last night, skipped the holiday party I was supposed to attend, have not had a single alcoholic beverage in weeks, and just slept eight-plus hours, but I feel like one of those scourge-of-the-earth Hummers just rolled over my head.
And no, I am not sick.
I even look hung over.
The Con Ed meter reader just rang the bell, propelling me out of bed, and the visage I passed in the mirror was definitely of the hey-pal-not-so-loud-not-so-early-I-just-tied-one-on-last-night-ow-that-smarts variety.
My hair even looks hung over.
And no, I do not have a photo to share.
D-14.
I came home early last night, skipped the holiday party I was supposed to attend, have not had a single alcoholic beverage in weeks, and just slept eight-plus hours, but I feel like one of those scourge-of-the-earth Hummers just rolled over my head.
And no, I am not sick.
I even look hung over.
The Con Ed meter reader just rang the bell, propelling me out of bed, and the visage I passed in the mirror was definitely of the hey-pal-not-so-loud-not-so-early-I-just-tied-one-on-last-night-ow-that-smarts variety.
My hair even looks hung over.
And no, I do not have a photo to share.
D-14.
posted by Jody Rosen Knower at 6:01 AM
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