Again with the Treats
It's official.
I've started fetishizing my twice-monthly treats.
The way this month has played out, I'm almost 27 days in and have not yet had my second treat.
I've noticed that the later it gets, the higher the stakes. What might have been treatworthy a week or two ago has absolutely no chance now.
Treat number two is going to have to rock.
No single scoop of ice cream this time around.
We're talking full-on banana split.
With a layer of brownie underneath.
Or an obscene hunk of Zach's incredible pumpkin cheesecake—the one with the killer graham-cracker crust.
It's got to be something with multiple flavor and texture dimensions.
Oooh—maybe a homemade Chipwich! Zach makes these amazing oatmeal-chocolate-chip cookies and slices up a pint of Ben & Jerry's for the fillings. He doesn't even have to roll the edges in chips because they are THAT GOOD.
Out like a lamb, my ass.
I've started fetishizing my twice-monthly treats.
The way this month has played out, I'm almost 27 days in and have not yet had my second treat.
I've noticed that the later it gets, the higher the stakes. What might have been treatworthy a week or two ago has absolutely no chance now.
Treat number two is going to have to rock.
No single scoop of ice cream this time around.
We're talking full-on banana split.
With a layer of brownie underneath.
Or an obscene hunk of Zach's incredible pumpkin cheesecake—the one with the killer graham-cracker crust.
It's got to be something with multiple flavor and texture dimensions.
Oooh—maybe a homemade Chipwich! Zach makes these amazing oatmeal-chocolate-chip cookies and slices up a pint of Ben & Jerry's for the fillings. He doesn't even have to roll the edges in chips because they are THAT GOOD.
Out like a lamb, my ass.
posted by Jody Rosen Knower at 6:06 PM
2 Comments:
You go girl but you better hurry cause March is waning fast. Mom
Okay, OKAY. I can take the hint! ;)
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